brandnewfashion: Omg can you imagine Tony on their first night together: like he knows Steve's slept with men before, but he's always assumed Steve topped, the look on Tony's face when Steve straddles his waist and preps *himself* would be PURE GOLD
oh my god his brain would fizzle out for like a good ten seconds and steve would be like ‘what’ and tony would squeak ‘nothing everything’s good. very good, actually. how are you.’
steve gives tony a look, eyebrows raised with two fingers up his own butt and his legs slung over tony’s thighs
'i'm swell, tony, thanks for asking'
'oh,' tony says faintly. 'that's good.'
'…are you ok tony'
'yep fine i'm fine everything's fine i'm just having a little trouble with the whole reality thing, this is actually happening right, this isnt a weirdly realistic dream and im gonna wake up humping the sheets again-'
'i'M BREATHING STEVE I'M FINE HOW ARE YOU'